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| Lord of the Rings Porn Fun!! |
| 07.06.04 (9:33 pm) [edit] |
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ADULT GAME It will now be the Official Extended Full Versions of the Film's Drinking, Porn, and Play Game: This requires the: Boxed Set of the War of the Ring [being all extended and bonus materials] 2 Bottles of Vodka 2 Bottles of Sangria 1 Bottle of Tia Maria 1 Bottle of Bailey's 1 Bottle of Creme De Menthe 1 Strap On 2 Floggers 300 Meters of Rope A Solid Framed Futon Rules: 1 Shot Every time someone mentions the Ring, or every time they show the Ring; two shots whenever the elvish script glows on the ring. Now, we all Know that Sam is bi, so all connotations dealing with him are covered [whats up with that pony anyways?] We'll be watching the gay scene with Pippin and Merry, as Minou will most certainly be hot to watch that one... Frodo.. he'd be Asexual if it wasn't for Sam... Go Sam Go!! Now, everytime a sword or weapon is unsheathed everyone must yell "COCK!" and take two shots Everytime Legolas prims his hair say "Elevish folk always give the best Head" and take a shot in the mouth. Everytime Gimili says something about his kind [which is like every other line], we will pay hommage to the giant thick cocks they have by saying either: "Lets just be friends" or "Get away from me with that thing" no shots but poor the next drink Remind everyone that whenever Arwen speaks, her lines are filled with a big cock in her mouth instead. One shot per mouth per scene. Every time Arwen and Elrond speak, her words are followed with "Your my Daddy!" and His words end with "My sweet daughter" or "whos your Daddy?" Replace every line using "Aragorn" with "Strider" and have two shots. Comment every time Gandalf has his "Big Stick" Out. and take a shot. Comment on Hobbits and Tall chicks; step latters, stools, boxes, anything required for them to 'get it on' Pussy, this film is missing chicks! yes, yes, we have a few elves here and there... but no pointlessly chesty women that are half naked... So complain their aren't enough girls kissing or 'frolicking' with each other... luv +laine+ |
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