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| Lord of the Rings Porn Fun!! |
| 12.28.03 (12:26 am) [edit] |
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ADULT GAME It will now be the Official Extended Full Versions of the Film's Drinking, Porn, and Play Game: This requires the: Boxed Set of the War of the Ring [being all extended and bonus materials] 2 Bottles of Vodka 2 Bottles of Sangria 1 Bottle of Tia Maria 1 Bottle of Bailey's 1 Bottle of Creme De Menthe 1 Strap On 2 Floggers 300 Meters of Rope A Solid Framed Futon Rules: 1 Shot Every time someone mentions the Ring, or every time they show the Ring; two shots whenever the elvish script glows on the ring. Now, we all Know that Sam is bi, so all connotations dealing with him are covered [whats up with that pony anyways?] We'll be watching the gay scene with Pippin and Merry, as Minou will most certainly be hot to watch that one... Frodo.. he'd be Asexual if it wasn't for Sam... Go Sam Go!! Now, everytime a sword or weapon is unsheathed everyone must yell "COCK!" Everytime Legolas prims his hair say "Elevish folk always give the best Head" Everytime Gimili says something about his kind [which is like every other line], we will pay hommage to the giant thick cocks they have by saying either: "Lets just be friends" or "Get away from me with that thing" Remind everyone that whenever Arwen speaks, her lines are filled with a big cock in her mouth instead. Every time Arwen and Elrond speak, her words are followed with "Your my Daddy!" and His words end with "My sweet daughter" or "whos your Daddy?" Replace every line using "Aragorn" with "Strider" Comment every time Gandalf has his "Big Stick" Out. Comment on Hobbits and Tall chicks; step latters, stools, boxes, anything required for them to 'get it on' Pussy, this film is missing chicks! yes, yes, we have a few elves here and there... but no pointlessly chesty women that are half naked... So complain their aren't enough girls kissing or 'frolicking' with each other... more later.. |
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| history lesson for today... |
| 12.18.03 (10:21 pm) [edit] |
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[ mood | meditative ] [ music | touched : by vast ] In the eighteen hundreds [western] society was at a rather low point... if you were not prim and proper, you were either ostrasized, excentric, poor, someone's property [even if it was only for the ten francs that got spat up at your local port brothel] or living a dangerous life in two worlds because the victorians had themselves so repressed and their minds shoved so far up their asses, they were not only dirty, they liked it that way... *snicker* regardless, there was little to pass the time or free oneself from the chains of society... for england, many found refuge or solace in the opium den... many minds withered away here... http://www.nyu.edu/library/bobst/researc h/fales/exhibits/wilde/8o pium.htm" title="http://www.nyu.edu/library/bobst/researc h/fales/exhibits/wilde/8o pium.htm" target="_blank"http://www.nyu.edu/library/bo... for an excellent opium den scene you have to watch the opening of "The Shadow" and also "From Hell" where yes, the wonderous Mr. Depp is teamed up with Robbie Coltrane trying to solve and save the victims of Jack the Ripper.. the plots well rounded, but ties into my New Quintology as well, these movies should be watched in this sequence: Book I "The Brotherhood of the Wolf": where a specialist is called in to deal with the legend of the werewolf, but uncovers an evil god worshipping cult. Book II "Sleepy Hollow": the young victorian officer learns his skills in a small town. Book III "From Hell": an older more jaded and trained detective solves the murders and mystery of Jack the Ripper, which was all a big cover by the freemasons, again the god cult. Book IV "Eyes Wide Shut": skip to the modern world where a normal doctor encounters the god cult in the present day. Book V "The Ninth Gate" where the reincarnated detective [Depp] Returns at a rare book dealer that finds himself dealing with the cult again, [please exclude the pointless sex scene with the devil or whatever that topless chic was, it didn't serve the movie any justice] back to that history lesson... so in these hard victorian times, the english mostly decided to send themselves into oblivion by lying down dead.. the French on the other hands knew how to party themselves to death... by mixing a splendid liquor with with a poisonous halucinagenic, they created absinthe... the green fairy [kylie manogue anyone?] on the bottle took you where you wanted to go.. cool site http://www.absintheamerica.co... the bane of many impressionist artists of the late nineteen hundreds... latrec, van goh, did unspeakable horrors to others and themselves all in the name of art and love... destroyed by absinthe... I've discovered most of my artistic heroes were womanizing drunkards... or brooding loners... no wonder I'm so 'speacial' man, why can't I be more like that? Speaking of the French and liquor.. there is a drink called Chartreuse [for those that have read "lost souls?" by Poppy Z Brite, you know about it, for those of you that ever came near my apartement probably smelled it] It is sweet and sticky, burns like brandy, and is so minty it will clear you lungs free of debris... Chartruse has been made by a sect of French Monks for over nine hundred years [ http://www.chartreuse.fr/pa_s... ] "Only three monks know the identity of the 130 plants, how to blend them and how to distill them. " so I'm at my birthday party two years ago with thirty or so people coming and going... there are stupid moments, brave moments, or just sad moments in your life... I prove all three as usual. We decide the beer cups need something more interesting in them.. I don't drink beer any longer, makes me too ill to live, but I drink red wine, vodak/rye/rum based drinks, and pretty much every hard liquor except sambuca [hate liqcorice] mostly bottled something, like scmirnoff Ice... we pull out the chartreuse, and most people can't stand it... then someone pours a quarter cup full of chartruese and the other quarter with Jagermeister [again if you don't know, this is the german cure for the common cold [ http://www.jager.com/ ] and is made from fifty-two different herbs... again strong stout and almost minty with a hint of pain... so we have this drink... one hundred and eigthy-two herbs in a cup.. to smell it is painful to your shockingly now clear sinuses... its probably flamable near open flame... a few taste it.. others turn away in fear... so I spent the rest of the evening being the only person able to tolerate this insane concoction... it was dubbed "MonkOneEightyTwo" and labled on cup for fear of someone mistaking it for gasoline... I was not terribly out of it the entire nite... up till well past dawn too.. ahhh the good times I have forgotten... |
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| look at me! |
| 12.15.03 (10:39 pm) [edit] |
Your Tongue's Talent is Licking Pussy!Your small slippery tongue is just perfect for fitting in those little folds. You're not shy about giving pleasure, and you demand it back. You're perfect at working it all over, licking and slurping. You love the warm moistness of coochie, and you savor the flavor. Watch out though, you don't want a permanent catfish smell on your breath. Next time you go down on her, throw in an Altoid for some flavor. You'd be most compatible with a Rimmer. You both absolutely love exploring deep, dark places with your tongue, and you can teach each other a couple of tricks. A Rimmer is sure to get you to open up a bit, and quit being so secretive! What's Your Tongue's Talent? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva |
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| kickass... |
| 12.15.03 (3:40 pm) [edit] |
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finally got my hands on the BBC television series of "Neverwhere"... I'll let you all know how it turns out... :D |
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| fuck |
| 12.15.03 (3:37 pm) [edit] |
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well my other blog site is still down.. I'm rather pissed.. its been five days and no one on there is happy. I know it free, but enjoy using it so when it doesn't work, it really sucks... regardless, I'll be working from here for a while anyways.. fuck |
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| chiaroscuro |
| 12.14.03 (11:15 pm) [edit] |
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chiaroscuro 1. The technique of using light and shade in pictorial representation. 2. The arrangement of light and dark elements in a pictorial work of art. _________________ the world would be best suited if it were cut in white on black... no grays to confuse.. simple yes and no. but somehow without colour the white has no light and the darkness is shallow... blue and yellow ochre pigments suit me best some days... I hope today is one of those days. +laine+ |
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| testing |
| 12.14.03 (5:25 pm) [edit] |
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interesting to say the least.. not familiar with the tools anyways.. |
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| main |
| 12.13.03 (12:32 am) [edit] |
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my main blog right now is at \mmeeeeeeep\\ it WAS http://blurty.com/" title="http://blurty.com/" target="_blank"http://blurty.com/~lyinghere sites down *sigh* |
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